Milo . :DD

Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:48:15 -0400

Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours:

You: Yeah, sure thing.

Next hour and a half…

And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…

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Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:46:56 -0400

That reflex you have when your crush turns to look at you while you were looking at him/her.

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:44:57 -0400

toastedpoptarts:

When you're about to sneeze and you just look like

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 06:22:46 -0400

sexweedmoneyand:

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Mon, 24 Oct 2011 06:09:24 -0400

theotherrachylrae: crazy. stupid. love

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 04:48:21 -0400

theotherrachylrae:

crazy. stupid. love

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Sun, 23 Oct 2011 04:47:12 -0400

During my school days, my teacher used to wear sunglasses. Do you know why?

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 07:20:07 -0400

beben-eleben:

Because I was a bright student!

Bakit binaril ng BOBO ang first gf nya?

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 07:13:30 -0400

beben-eleben:

Kasi gusto nyang subukan kung

“FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES”

Exotic Colors:

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 07:01:40 -0400

imsupercassandra:

Plematic Green.
Ebakish Brown.
Spermatic White.
Utongish Pink.
Uhogish Yellow.

beben-eleben: The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can’t ignore it, than top...

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 05:07:23 -0400

beben-eleben:

The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can’t ignore it, than top it. If you can’t top it, then laugh at it. If you can’t laugh, you deserved it.

Habang nagbabayad sa tricycle

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 05:00:52 -0400

Babae: Manong eto po ang bayad. Pababa na lang po sa 7th eleven.
Ako: (natawa) Ay manong bayad ko rin. Sa may 5th eleven po ako.
Katabi ko: (pigil ang tawa)

REBLOG if you love God more than Tumblr.

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 04:58:19 -0400

People that actually don’t reblog this

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Sat, 22 Oct 2011 04:55:39 -0400

The key to getting a reputation for being brilliant is actually being brilliant, not just acting like you are.

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 08:40:36 -0400

Nakaamoy si Ngongo ng pabango sa isang store.

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 08:35:43 -0400

Ngongo: Ale, mango!
Saleslady: Pabango 'yan, hindi alimango!
Ngongo: Ale, mango!
Nag-agawan si Ngongo at ang saleslady sa pabango. Nahulog ang pabango at nabasag.
Ngongo: Ale, masag!

Minsan naisip ko kung pwede lang huwag na magmahal para lang huwag na akong masaktan.

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 08:30:26 -0400

beben-eleben:

Kaya lang pwede ba ‘yun? Eh makita lang kitang nakangiti handa na akong masaktan muli.

LAUGH IS .

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 05:13:42 -0400

Isang bagay na ginagamit na panulat . :)

Nagsabon o Nagtissue

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 04:44:05 -0400

Vice Ganda: Ang tanong ko, kung kailan ka huling tumae?
Angeline Quinto: Kanina lang.
Vice Ganda: Waaahahahaha!
Angeline Quinto: Hoy nag-tissue naman ako.
Vice Ganda: Ibig sabihin, hindi ka nagsabon?! Umamin ka. Tissue lang 'yung meron sa banyo.
Angeline Quinto: Nagsabon.
Vice Ganda: Mamatay ang sinungaling, nagsabon ka o hindi?
Angeline Quinto: Nagsabon.
Vice Ganda: Mawalan ng career, nagsabon ka o hindi?
Angeline Quinto: .... Nagtissue lang ako. Hahaha
Vice Ganda: Waaaahahahahaha!

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Wed, 19 Oct 2011 04:42:28 -0400